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shmeezle 

what people in randolph, new jersey call nicotine
yo, pass the “shmeezle”.
shmeezle by anonymous September 11, 2022

Schmeebler 

Olanka Masney is a schmeebler.
Schmeebler by muffinmanaf September 12, 2009

schmezeles 

o my gosh, ouch,really, (suprised) etc.
Schmezeles, i dropped a bowling ball on my toe!
schmezeles by maddie.pierce October 31, 2007
Has to do with the feeling of being angry but not enough to actually use any foul language
“Oh schmeebles they gave my favorite table at ihop to non regulars
schmeeble by AbscondingMF April 22, 2018

schmeeze 

the product of forgetting that "smoothie" and "squeeze" are two different words
Gilligan: "I'll have a strawberry schmeeze, please."
Cafeteria worker: "I'm just so tired of all this college, the movie. Where are my pants?"
Gilligan: "Um, you're terrifying. And also, your mom."

Scheneezle

Destroyed in a grand way, defeated, creamed.
Did you see when Hillary ran against Barack, she got scheneezled.

Are you going to let someone else open that milk carton before you totally scheneezle it up for everyone else?

I'm listening to Phil Valentine on the radio and taking a drink and I'm laughing so hard that I have to stop drinking before I totally scheneezle myself.
Scheneezle by Cherise G. April 1, 2016