The act of talking to someone via a phone call/text/instant messaging, whilst taking a lengthy shit.
"Where're you going?"
"To the toilet, shall I schat in your general direction?"
"Sure keep schatting to me."
"To the toilet, shall I schat in your general direction?"
"Sure keep schatting to me."
by Tchuk November 14, 2012
Get the Schatting mug.Coward. When an individual, who is primarily occupied by impressing a female companion, crashes a cruise ship and quickly bales on responsibly, even when other lives are at risk.
Person A, “Did you hear about Billy?”
Person B, “Yea, he skipped out on his teammates. Right when they really needed him.”
Person A, “What a Schettino!”
Person B, “Yea, he skipped out on his teammates. Right when they really needed him.”
Person A, “What a Schettino!”
by cypher818 January 29, 2012
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by sn1&sn2 October 18, 2022
Get the schetter mug.1. Cowardice in the face of distress.
2. The act of abandoning those who have placed their trust in you.
2. The act of abandoning those who have placed their trust in you.
1. Jim showed nothing but schettino last night. It was three on three, but he ran and we got our asses kicked.
2. To complete the schettino, Bob left without paying the bar tab and without driving us home, like he was supposed to do.
2. To complete the schettino, Bob left without paying the bar tab and without driving us home, like he was supposed to do.
by jflitogo January 28, 2012
Get the Schettino mug.1. verb: To flee without any consideration, dignity, grace or seeming self-respect, particularly from a catastrophic or embarrassing occurrence, with only one's own personal interests at stake.
2. noun: A derogatory term for a person or individual who possesses the unlikable characteristics of someone engaged in schettinoing.
2. noun: A derogatory term for a person or individual who possesses the unlikable characteristics of someone engaged in schettinoing.
1. Verb: I got caught kicking that girl-scout in the vagina because she wouldn't give me a cookie, so I Schettinoed out of there!
2. Verb: Rupert Murdoch can schettino like no other. Did you see him schettino out of that News of the World scandal? There are rats who could learn a thing or two from that man!
3. Noun: For Christ's sake Dick, stop being a Schettino, and let's get this man to a hospital. I'm sure they'll believe you when you say it was a hunting accident.
2. Verb: Rupert Murdoch can schettino like no other. Did you see him schettino out of that News of the World scandal? There are rats who could learn a thing or two from that man!
3. Noun: For Christ's sake Dick, stop being a Schettino, and let's get this man to a hospital. I'm sure they'll believe you when you say it was a hunting accident.
by Algernon Misanthrope February 5, 2012
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-based upon the captain of the cruise ship that jumped on a life boat and left the passengers to die when he crashed his ship into the aground.
-based upon the captain of the cruise ship that jumped on a life boat and left the passengers to die when he crashed his ship into the aground.
Mike pulled a Schettino when he used his infant son as a human shield.
Janet pulled a Schettino when she sold her daughter to a pedophile so she could get some money for crack.
Sean proved himself to be a big Schettino when he left his children to die in his burning house.
Janet pulled a Schettino when she sold her daughter to a pedophile so she could get some money for crack.
Sean proved himself to be a big Schettino when he left his children to die in his burning house.
by poliscipundit February 5, 2012
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by Mayor of Awesometown January 31, 2012
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