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schenectady snort

This is all the rage among young drug addicted mothers in Schenectady. It is an event like none other, in which a woman snorts a line of cocaine off of her infant. This can only be done with an infant as when the child reaches toddler-hood, it is considered sharing. Once relegated to the coke-whore sub culture, it has been brought to the forefront by the news media in light of the one successful prostitution sting conducted this year by the worlds most corrupt police department, Schenectady's finest. Unfortunately, this is not Vegas, so what happens here does not stay here. Look for this activity to come to a town near you....
Once at a party, I saw a girl attempt to perform a Schenectady snort....and she almost dropped her baby!
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Schnoo's Corollary

Schnoo's Corollary: The first person to invoke the name of Stalin in an argument (outside of a discussion of Russian history or politics) should be immediately sent to the gulag.
Rush Limbaugh, in defending his inane remarks on "phony soldiers", declared out of the blue that "Stalinists have taken over the Left" in America. To follow the strictures of Schnoo's Corollary, Limbaugh should be shown what a real gulag is like forthwith.
by Manny Morgan October 20, 2007
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schenectady eye

when you're so drunk that one eye stares straight ahead, the other eye drifts off looking for schenectady.
Have one too many at happy hour, did you? I can tell, bc you got schenectady eye going on
by mm1117 April 14, 2008
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schenok

Schenok is slang for penis.
I’m out here stroking my schenok right now
by SchenokMan12 May 2, 2023
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Schena

A person who knows who they are and where they come from. Someone who isn't fake and will always tell it how it is. A schena hass compassion but is very stubborn.
You truely are a Schena!
Wow that was said just like a Schena.
by rann117 April 6, 2009
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schnofkopf

a schnofkopf is an elephant sneeze
omg that was a loud schnofkopf
by mc mable September 8, 2017
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schnoodle

A designer breed of dog. It is a mix between a schnauzer and a poodle.
Your schnoodle threw up in my car.
by Samantha543 July 19, 2005
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