Schmangled

When something is distorted.

“What is that?”

“I can’t tell, the image is all schmangled

by Jillnye February 21, 2018

Schpangled

When you’re in between drunk and totally fucked up. The moment when you’re drunk and high right before the room starts spinning. You metaphorically feel like the inside of a stomach.

Leroy: Bruh I just drank this casamigos while I’m high and this shit got me schpangled!

T-Bone: Yeah son you schpangled af. That shit got you tripping lmao.

by Good_Lord_He’s_Schpangled July 7, 2023

Schmangled

A term originating within the "Spademan Vocabulary" of Ontario, Canada.

-It refers to any person that has consumed too much alcohol

-Should be used by excessive beer drinkers

Oh man, last night I got so schmangled I lost my pants!!!

by spadeinator July 20, 2010

cock schwaggler

Used to describe someone that is an idiot of intense proportions. A schmuck.

That cop was clearly a cock schwaggler

by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004

Schmangle

fucking someone hard in the vagina

I schmangled Taylor so hard!!!

by FuckingTaylorDaily March 16, 2012

schmangled

South African variation on "munted" or the Americanese "rolling". ie: being under the influence of large amounts of ecstacy

jirre bru, I was the MOST schmangled last night... this pills slaan POES!

by Devan September 13, 2003

schwing schwanger

the Part of the male anatomy that is used in sexual affairs

yo, girl you dont know about my schwing schwanger.

by discat2g September 20, 2004