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Scaff

Someone who does not enjoy spending their own money and tries to get money or goods off of other people.

Can be used as a noun or a verb. As an adjective it is 'scaffy'.
Verb: "Maw, gonna let us scaff twen'y poun'?"
Noun: "Haw you, ya scaff!"
Adjective: "That's pure scaffy, stealin' a wee boy's bike."
by Maggie Nixx July 21, 2008
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Scaffold

A sexual position used by, typically homosexual, men in which 1 man holds the other up with his erect penis.

A rough scaffolding will often leave you with at least a small amount of rectal bleeding.

If you have been scaffolded recently you might experience involuntary defecation.
John really likes when British men scaffold him in his bedroom.
by MasterScaff April 23, 2020
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Noun :
(1)a person whose appearance is down-at-heel possibly wearing a tracksuit and/or brightly coloured baseball cap at a ridiculously steep angle.

(2) A friendly informal name between friends.

(3) A person who attempts to obtain an item for free or at a discount.

verb :
(1)to do very little.
(2)to obtain something by subterfuge or for free.


Also:

Scaffy - To resemble a scaff.
Example of usage(2) :"Alright scaff, did ye get ma mars bar?"

Example of usage(3):"Naw, ah'm no buying ye a fuckin mars bar, ya scaff"

Example of verb (1) : "Ah jist scaffed about in the house aw day"

Example of verb usage (2): "Ah pure scaffed a mars bar aff him"

Scaffy : "Ah've no shaved and ah jist flung these auld trackies oan - I look pure scaffy."
by McDee August 13, 2004
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scaff

Someone who is dirty or just downright filthy looking
Ew John is such a scaff
by TeeFritz November 23, 2010
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Scaff

a "person" who is in desperate need of a wash. They tend to be very dirty and smelly. They think drugs are the only way forward and have no hope in life.
david ritchie is the biggest scaff in the world
by iain April 5, 2003
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Scaffolder

Professionals in the ancient art of erecting, modifying and removing scaffolding. Often referred to as erection specialists and are known for their strong work ethic. Their role on the job site is extremely critical to the project, as almost everyone uses the temporary structures they build. They do dangerous work so other trades don’t have to. Not only is their job hazardous, but it is also loud, sweaty and dirty, which also describes what they’re known for being like in the bedroom.

When they’re not being super badass construction workers or making babies, their hobbies include; getting tattoos, breaking the law, shooting guns, befriending strippers, buying drinks for everyone, hitting on your spouse, indulging in virtually every vice known to man, and occasionally failing breathalyzer tests.
“Ever since Diesel got a job as a scaffolder he became the most badass dude on the planet.”

- Diesel’s friend

“That scaffolder is the hardest working son of a bitch I’ve ever met.”
- Every other tradesperson

“I want to be a scaffolder but I just straight up don’t have the balls to do it.”
- Some guy watching people build scaffolding

“Every time I see that guy he’s drunk and high.”
“Yeah, he’s a scaffolder.”
“Oh, okay. That explains it.”
- Two observant bar patrons

“I fucking hate those guys. My wife left me for a scaffolder.”
- An Electrician

“Are you afraid of heights?”
- Foreman
“Nah, bro. Heights are afraid of me.”
- Journeyman Scaffolder
by Hand Grenade August 29, 2019
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scafiding

selfishly refuse to share, to keep for yourself ,hog, an item or object.
Look at Joe,scafiding that lone ashtray, while six others use a paper cup with water in it!
by shewhoshantbenamed November 20, 2010
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