Sploog

To cum; to jiz on ones face; an eruption from the peinis.

After head I splooged in her face.

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

splooge

Any and all ejaculatory juices that derive from the male penis.

This word can be used as a noun or verb.

Shane splooged all over her face.

I hope his splooge isn't on my pillow.

by K Dizzle August 18, 2004

sploogebob

The act of jacking off to any episode of spongebob

"Damn son I just had the best sploogebob ever"
"What the fuck is wrong with you"

by xX_Pussy69Destroyer420_Xx November 28, 2016

splooged

v. to ejaculate

dude i just splooged in her hair!

by JkNHai October 9, 2008

sploogasaurus rex

The ultimate form of splooging.

"Jim gave Jenny a sploogasaurus rex"

by Roger April 14, 2005

Splooge Cannon

A penis.

DAMN! He just unloaded his SPLOOGE CANNON right into her face!

by SonicNiGHT July 5, 2009

Splooge Nozzle

Noun - meaning the male genitalia. Or any part of the male body that dispenses ejaculate. See also: penis and scrotum.

1. Descriptive use - That hooker punched me right in the Splooge Nozzle!

2. In jest - Dude, quit acting like such a Splooge Nozzle.
3. In anger - Shut up Splooge Nozzle!
4. Plural - PETA is full of a bunch of Splooge Nozzles.

by JG, MR, CB, and C Money April 9, 2010