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Salem Shit Sniper

a douchebag that goes into a men's bathroom and opens the closed door of a stall that's in use then punches the user in the nose and takes over the toilet for themselves
often occuring in the Salem area
"David was backing out a semi when Arthur pulled a mean
Salem shit sniper on him, bloodied his nose and stole the crapper right out from under him"
by J.P. Bottompig III December 17, 2010
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Saydem up

An awesome 3OH!3 song. Nobody knows what 'Saydem up,' actually means though...
Me: I wonder what Saydem up means.

Nat & Sean: LOL we're never gonna tell.

Me: Dammit.
by teleportingfatguy June 28, 2011
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Salem

Are you Salem? Cause you’re so damn perfect <3
by JAMALION THE 3Rd March 24, 2022
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West salem high school

Worst school ever. Home of the snobby bitches who think they're better than everyone. I mean I gotta hand it to you there are a few kids who are just totes amazeballs but other than that like really don't go here. This school and all the people in it think they're better than everyone else like fr. So if your looking for a school and you'd like to be bullied or feel like a piece of shit who's hated by everyone else go ahead be my guest and go to west.
ps. SOUTH RULES
Person: hi what's your name?
west Salem high school kid: oh my god I can't even believe you tried talking to me, like go away peasant
by applesauceface123 July 17, 2015
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Salem

Salem is from a Hebrew word meaning peace... You are more indepedent then others, can do things on your own. You can be stubborn at times though. Salem is mostly a male name but some are female. Your active, and hyper at sometimes.
For Example: Salem is my friend that is female and these words basically desribe her
by Ivy_Gurl July 25, 2011
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Salem Witch Trials

1692, in Salem (now Danvers), Massachusetts, fourteen women and six men were executed on charges of witchcraft because of the antics of a group of girls and young women.
The girls, who were most likely acting and seeking attention, had been screaming hysterically, thrashing about, uttering strange sounds, and were generally acting in very aberrant ways. Owing to the already tense atmosphere of the village, people suspected witchcraft and, upon hearing the testimonies from these "possessed" girls, they were willing to follow whatever the girls said. The Puritans, as humorless and superstitious as always, were convinced that God had abandoned them.

By October of that year, nineteen people were hanged, one man was pressed to death under a board weighted with rocks, and hundreds had been jailed. It was only when the girls began accusing ministers, men, children, the wealthy... and the governor's wife of witchcraft that the authorities finally intervened and stopped the trials.
The Salem Witch Trials would probably not have gone very far had the girls named very respectable people first, but they first named outcasts, people who were already suspect by the community, such as Sarah Good (an irritable beggar) and Sarah Osborne (a bedridden old woman who rarely went to church). But soon the accused included highly unlikely people: the arrests of Rebecca Nurse (a pious, elderly matriarch, highly respected by the community) and Martha Corey (pious and respected, but skeptical about the credibility of the girls) shocked Salem; it meant that anybody could be a witch.
The youngest accused: four-year-old Dorothy Good, the daughter of Sarah Good, who probably confessed to be with her mother in jail. While spared, Dorothy lost her mother and was traumatized for the rest of her life.
Now the Salem Witch Trials are invoked to recall Joseph McCarthy's legacy or any other irrational panic that leads to scapegoats.
by Lorelili July 28, 2011
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West Salem High School

A school that has an annual budget of five billion dollars a year. You are not allowed to live in their district unless your parents make at least six figures. Their school is filled with over achievers who are at the same time assholes. Their band program has won the state competition the last 200 years in a row and is headed by an insane beet-red fanatic who whacks his students with tubas if they don't practice 20 hours a day, 8 days a week. Their football team regularly beats up anyone who stands in their way in the hallways, and they have mediocre academics, preferring instead to focus on winning every single extra curricular competition on the planet.
West Salem High School is filled with rich jocks. Everyone who goes to West Salem High School parks their brand-new Mercedes-Benz's and lambos in the school parking lot. South Salem High School is obviously better than West Salem High School. O.
by frespanol May 28, 2018
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