Testes Satchel

A slightly more sophisticated way of referring to the scrotum (ball sack). Often used in a threat of being hit in the balls.

Ted: Man you really suck at Wii.

Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!

Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?

Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.

by Larry Finster December 27, 2009

Satchel Ass

1. A man with an ass wider than his shoulders (or the ass of said man); such people are satchel asses and are not to be trusted.

You're a satchel ass, Mick Foley. Satchel Ass! SATCHEL ASS!!!

by ScottBoulder August 22, 2010

rape satchel

To rape someone so hard in a type of competitive environment, there are only partial bodily remains left. These remains are then stored in a satchel to confirm the severity of the rapeage.

Dude! I totally laid the rape satchel on you in that last round of Black Ops!

by -Samax- December 16, 2010

Cum satchel

When you use a vacuum cleaner to masturbate and use a shamwow to clean up the mess and put it in your satchel and bring it to the sperm bank to sell for a minimum of $69 and a maximum of $6969

"Dude I just got 69 dollars with my cum satchel method ways!"

by Cum sack June 14, 2013

Sitchy

To be well situated.(good)

I need to get sitchy for this party tonight.
That’s nice cut. Your barber got u sitchy.
I’ll b sitchy when my direct deposit hit.

by @treyjey90 December 18, 2018

rat satchel

To hide or conceal drug paraphernalia in your scrotum. First by removing your testicles to create a pouch.

When Fred went to prison he hid his stash in his rat satchel.

by Dennis Leppala October 1, 2007

Sathya Mate

Sathya Mate is a cool kid who likes the song Kids by MGMT and the Kooks Cover. A cool cat whom in Legal Studies Lessons likes to create forts with mattresses and also prefers a high five compared to a hand shake. Not to be confused with Daniel Mate

"Sathya Mate" ... "Awww Daniel Mate" ....*High 5*

by dsmate October 24, 2010