Suckass Samsonite

A gritty and angry little nickname I coined as a child for my peripatetic father who frequently left me at home in the boring United States while he traveled all over the world having interesting adventures.

I was standing at the front door for what seemed like the hundredth time saying goodbye to him and after glancing downward at his worn, blue suitcase, I uttered, “See you sometime, Suckass Samsonite, have a nice trip!”

by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2021

Sassanach

Word used in the English spoken in Scotland, which is directly from the Scottish(Gaelic) language. Sassanach literally meaning Saxon. This originally meant an Englishman. Then as Scottish(Gaelic) lost it's footing as the majority language of Scotland(geographically and 'de facto'), Scottish(Gaelic) speakers used the word to describe anyone who spoke any Anglian based language(i.e. the English language as spoken in England, Hiberno-English, Scoto-English/Lallans/('Scots') e.t.c) Nowadays, it has become common in Scoto-English/Lallans ('Scots'), and is used to refer to English people. Although not explicitly derogatory, some people (notably the English) consider it to be so.

Na Sassanaich! Sassanach! Ach, yet more Sassanaich settling in our country!

by Dòmhnallan May 14, 2008

Samson

Samson is the best person you’ll ever meet. If you ever me a Samson, do not let him go. Samson warms your heart when you see him, and you ate for him when he’s away. When you walk away from Samson you can’t help but thinking that you wish that you could turn back and kiss him. Samson is one of the best people that you will ever me, and that is why I recommend that you always stay alert for Samson. Because he will change your life forever.

Sister: Where is Samson?
Brother: He went to California for a week.
Sister: WHAT!!! But I miss him so much.

by Maddie&Samson March 14, 2019

baby sassing it

Saying sexually inappropriate things and totally not realizing it

You need to watch your mouth and stop baby sassing it!

by Sass and McNuggarrr November 30, 2010

sassenach

The Gaelic term for a Saxon. Survives in modern day Ireland and Scotland as a derogatory term for an English person.

I went into a pub in Templebar but it was full of Sassenachs so i left straight away.

by Damo B January 27, 2006

sassoon

A type of jeans in the eighties and nineties made famous by a series of two ads featuring the rangers. The most notable reference to 'sassoons' is in Tupac and Dre's California Love.

"I been in the game for ten years makin rap tunes,
ever since honeys was wearin sassoons!" - Dr. Dre in Califronia Love.

by Sid Da Kid March 31, 2009

Uncle Samsonite

The glorious interdimensional God. With powers on par with Mama Kathy and Chef Boyardee. To this great magnificent creature off brand items from Kroger and Wal-mart are signs of infidelity. To capture his presence one must play 'Pony' by Ginuwine.

Uncle Samsonite, is a devorer of memes.

by Dankmemes4jesus July 7, 2018