Sargasm

To cut it short, a fake/sarcastic orgasm, usually used during pity sex.

Lucy: I had a sargasm last night during sex with John. He didn't realise and came out smiling like a fool.
Aly: Genius.

by CrypticGirl May 7, 2011

Sargasm

Instead of saying fake orgasm. It's an orgasm that isn't meant.

Guy 1: Dude I don't think my girlfriend's really feeling me. Guy 2: why? Guy 1: cause I swear to God last night she Sargasmed

by Jamee S (QueenIdle) January 2, 2014

Sargasm

When one sarcastically orgasms all over someone's face.

Damn bro she just Sargasmed all over your face.

by Erocciroc April 25, 2013

Sargasm

A fake orgasm with a sarcastic and unfelt acknowledgement.

Christine announced her sargasm while rolling her eyes, "Oh yes, yes you are so good, oh baby you bring the woman out of me. Now get off of me you fat bastard!".

by Bat Fastard May 13, 2006

Sargasm

1. (n) A conversation which takes place between two or more people, often close acquaintances, possibly after sex, which is so awash in sarcasm that it may be utterly baffling to any passers-by who happen to be listening in.

Typical sargasm:

Dude, have you heard about that up-and-comer Meagan Fox?

Yeah, she's too fat and ugly to ever make it in showbiz, though. She better stick to those Oscar-bait indie films.

I know. I also heard she's planning on staying chaste till marriage. And she's a man.

by BIG_PAPA69 July 12, 2010

Sargasm

(n) sarcastic remarks during or immediately following sexual acts that conclude with an orgasm or climax.

Alice rolled her eyes when Jeff finally rolled off of her, and fed him an exasperated sargasm, "Wow, that was *so* good, Jeff. I just . . . loved it when you bit my ear."

by RJ O'Dresdin V February 18, 2013

Sargasm

Sarcasm that can lead to an orgasm.

He was so funny I had a sargasm.

by L Desi January 31, 2008