Sincerious

Sincerely serious.

I am sincerious when I tell you that I am horribly sorry I killed your dog, it was an accident!

by Jody Carlisle November 8, 2010

Jacob Sartorious

A scary looking elf who tries to put on extremely red blush but fails.
He's 13 yet lyrics in his song say "and by the way I really like the way you move it".
A kid that fails at writing songs.

A kid that asks random fans for nudes.
A kid that has his voice edited to sound like he's actually gone through puberty.
A kid that made a song about a sweatshirt.

Blind girls: Oh my lord Jacob Sartorious is so frickin' gorgeous, he's my life!

Stable girls: Are you blind??!!

by JRhinae August 16, 2016

Jacob Sartorious

Fuck boy lookin ass alpha that gets all duh pussy from being a rich

White girl trash: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!! I love Jacob Sartorious and his girl face and screeching noises.

by Ahhhhhhh_kill_me July 8, 2016

Sinceriously

When one is sincere and serious at the same time.

"I sinceriously think that it's time for us to sleep together".

by C.J.Superstar July 22, 2011

surcurious

Intense level of curiosity

Waiting on the next episode of Chi, I get surcurious and prank out.

by Beezybr September 15, 2020

jacob sartorious

a little stupid white kid that tries to be black so hard and gets followers for it

"Uh John pulled a jacob sartorious on snapchat what a bitch."

by _Ricegum_ June 28, 2016

Jacob Sartorious

A butthole.

"OMG stop singing, it sounds like Jacob Sartorious..."

by Sexy Doreen June 19, 2016