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sarasota

A place where I live and you vacation.

Everybody thinks it's the greatest thing on earth, but sadly, it isn't. You will be surrounded by old people wating to die, while the sunny and extemely humid atomosphere is ruining your "totally rad" hairdo.

One good thing about it is that you can go to Marina Jacks at night and sit by the boat docks with your lovers.

Yeah, have fun.
hey, hey guys, im going to Sarasota to see my 90 year old grandparents, and there i will marvel at the fact that IT SUCKS.
by vengance August 5, 2006
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Sarasota

A coastal town in Florida. Lots of Rich and/or old people live there. Home of the Carlie Brucia kidnapping. Also home of the Ringling's home, Ringling art museum, Booker Elementary (The school where George W. Bush was at during 9/11),Cincinatti Reds spring training, and the former home of the ringling circus. Sarasota also has an international airport, and a pretty low crime rate. Overall a pretty nice place to live.
Sarasota is generally a nice place to live, except for the old people and snowbirds.
by rapsux February 26, 2005
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sarasota fl

the most bullshit, boring place to grow up....EVER. where every teenager is high off something and everyone has insecure parents. where old people come to die and fuck with all the young teenageers just trying to get by. where the police have nothing better to do but to search around looking for trouble so they can say they did something today.

all in all sarasota is a big heap of sandy balls
by nips in my salad March 8, 2011
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Sarasota Briar Patch

I don't mind a little old tang now and then, but I can do without the Sarasota Briar Patch.
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016
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Sarasota

Lifeless, overpriced beach town on the west Florida coast. Not very friendly, bad traffic, not much to do, terrible job market. Lots and lots and lots of old people. A dead-end feeling where the sense of futility and a vague depression are enhanced by constant sunshine and high humidity. Very nice beaches, though. A good place to relax for a few days if you like roasting in the sun. Don't move here.
Wow, that waitress just ripped us off, and we tipped her good, too. I've been Sarasota'd!!
by AddiesDad February 28, 2013
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Sarasota Scullers

The best crew team on the water this side of the Mason-Dixon line.

Their women team is their claim to fame, while their men are known around the country for being downright awful.
Fan 1: Wow that Sarasota Scullers team sure is great!
Fan 2: Well, you're half right...
by Rick Fletcher April 13, 2010
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sarasota pumpkin

the act of taking a male penis and carving a face into it to resemble a Halloween pumpkin. Some extremist have even carved the inside.
Sean tried to impress the ladies by whipping out his 4 inch dick with a sarasota pumpkin on it
by Ervin DaNIG June 29, 2008
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