Sarah Jessica Parker

A materialistic bitch who looks like she has a horse face.

Holy crap! That horse looks like Sarah Jessica Parker!

by The Strange Duck July 25, 2008

sarah jessica parker

An unsightly, cheap prostitute that resembles a horse.

Man, I think I got horse AIDS from that $20 sarah jessica parker last weekend!

by Gary Jonston April 30, 2008

Sarah-Jane

Sarah-Jane is a one and only girl that you will meet. She is someone that loves creativity and will continue to use it if needed, she will fall for anyone she likes very easily but it still takes time for her. She is highly attractive and realistic, she will help any friend when sad and will continue to support her friend. The best thing to do is don’t ever cross your limit with her. She likes a joke only ONCE AND ONLY! Be warned!

Sarah-Jane is beautiful and caring for others

by Startracker101 November 1, 2018

sarah jane

Sarah Jane is one of the best people you could ever meet. She is hilarious and is never afraid to talk about her crush. She is the nicest friend to anyone. She will always be there for you so if you every come across a Sarah Jane don’t let her go.

Sarah Jane is the best friend ever!

by your bestfriend 4 life November 4, 2019

Sara J Special

Whenever a very plus sized women gives you a lap dance with a cigarette in her vagina and a piece of fried shrimp in her ass.

Yo Virginia gave me the meanest Sara J Special last night.

by Wyattp210585 April 16, 2023

Sarah Jane Smith

She was a companion of the Fourth Doctor, who was randomly left when he went to Gallifrey. Who eventually ran into the Tenth Doctor at a school, which they blew up. A few months later she ends up with a neighbour named Maria, they have an adventure, and end up with Luke, an archetype of humanity. She adopts Luke, and now that she is a mom, we can all give her the label of MILF, because well she is hot and very much kick ass.

Damn that Sarah jane Smith is HOT!!!

by Carsen Tyler February 15, 2009

Sarah Jessica Parker Effect

When an obviously unattractive or disfigured celebrity is heralded by quotidian females as the pinnacle of beauty much to the bemusement of heterosexual males.

Jim: Man, I just had a terrible blind date set up by your girlfriend. She claimed that she was hot, but when I sat down, all I saw was an anorexic harpy with a botched nose job.

Johnny: You're a victim of the Sarah Jessica Parker effect.

by alecb July 25, 2007