santos

a da hood kid who try hards all day, bro is quite insane at times i wont lie

random : im better than santos

semi known person : no he'd shit on u nerd

by codeinqe March 30, 2022

Santos

To represent oneself falsely; to pretend to be what one is not.

"Mike says he's a crack shot with a rifle, but I think he's Santosing."

by R. Daneel Olivaw February 2, 2023

Santos

To represent oneself falsely; to claim to be what one is not for purposes of self-enhancement.

"Mike claimed he was a crack shot with a rifle, but I suspect he was Santosing."

by R. Daneel Olivaw February 2, 2023

santos

santos. san-tohs
verb.

Lying. Excessive lying. Any and every kind of lying. Usually used for personal gain but also lying when there's no reason to lie.

Don't santos me. I know you're not Jew-ish.

by davidhunternyc February 5, 2023

Santos

santos is the type of person who likes to eat so much he is built like a meatball his teeth look very yellow. Santos can be nice but rude to people he doesn’t like. Tiene mugre in su cuello.

Wow look at santos he’s munching up that Chinese food

by abrylollllipop October 27, 2023

Santos

(noun): a dump taken after an expensive meal

“How was dinner?”
“Great, but I ate too much. I had to take a huge Santos in your half-bath. Sorry.”

by fuzzleduzzle December 15, 2023

Santos it

To lie like hell to advance your career, much like how George Santos managed to get himself elected to Congress by lying about his previous work experience, his education, even impersonating an individual from an embattled minority group.

Damn, the qualifications for that job were stiff, but I decided to Santos it. I lied like hell on the application and in the interview, and now I'm a C-Suite executive enjoying models and bottle service.

by The Consent of the Governed December 28, 2022