A wealthy town with wealthy people that like to talk shit, and start shit. Sayville was named the nicest town in America in 93' but, that is very incorrect, it is more known for the sluts and skanks and most of all bitches.
A rich town, full of white kids. Many of them are bitches or dicks but there are a few people who are golden. Many adults in sayville think its the most amazing town ever, and most kids can't wait to get the hell out of here. We have an amazing football team and a pretty good music program. The summer is fun going to the beach, but there is rarely things to do.. its sort of boring here. There are way too many bullies and way too many who are unhappy. We need to stop being so materialistic and judgemental. No one should feel like highschool was the worst time of their life. It seems that every year the kids get meaner and meaner. We were once the "friendliest town in america" but now, not so much.
Person not from sayville: "Oh, Sayville was such a nice little town.. I loved it, I wish I lived there."
Person from sayville: "There's nothing to do here, everyone here is mean, and I can not wait to get out of Sayville."
A shitty drive-through town in Wisconsin getting shittier by the minute. Where asshats in Dodge Crapavans and other pieces of Dodge shit have to rush ahead of you in the left lane on highway 33 to cut you off on the bridge. Do you like fighting traffic? How about trying the 3PM rush-hour where people don't give a rat's ass about you and those in white cars with tinted windows will call you a "fucking asshole" if you honk at them at the Kwik Trip. Don't forget the residents there who will talk behind your back about how much a horrible person you really are. They'll also leave their dog shit on your lawn and YOU have to pick it up. And don't forget to drive east to Port Washington. Home of former child star, and douchebag, Screech. Plus, get FREE flat tires by driving on the streets filled with glass and nails.