Sanfordesque

A long rambling, incoherent news conference/speech given by a public official that leaves you more confused about the official's real reasons for making the statement.

Governor Palin's speech 3 July 2009 announcing her intent to resign was truly sanfordesque.

by Gneissguy July 11, 2009

Santos

He's the type of guy that you don't want to mess with. He acts like he doesn't care but deep inside he cares a lot. He jokes around all the time but still loves the woman that he's with. He gives the best hugs and the best kisses. No one can never be like him. He'll never cheat on you with anyone. He's a faithful guy and will always be by your side no matter what. He'll buy you many things that you never asked him to buy. He's the sweetest and cutest guy.

Her: where's my santos?

by Nadine3 April 9, 2017

Juana Santos

A crack head that works at local Aldi

The Juana santos will come.

by The one and only May 13, 2014

Tristan Santos

Tristan Santos is one of the rarest girls you’ll ever meet. As Tristan is a uncommon girl name, Tristan will be and uncommon girl herself. She is sweet, hilarious, and makes you feel right. They’ll never be a dull moment when she’s around! But, she hides her feelings deep inside of her and struggles to open up to herself. She is a good student and will be the light of your life.

Guy: Tristan Santos is one of the most unique girls I’ve ever met.
Other Guy: Yea man. She’s pretty legit.

by chxrli November 30, 2019

A Santos

George Santos got elected to the House of Representatives with more lies on his resume and fantasies in his bio. A santos is lying about nearly everything.

Her dating profile was a bit of a santos. We met at a bar and I didn't recognize current self from her "youthful" selfies on her dating profile..

by jmacofearth January 6, 2023

sanford & son

best tv show ever, period.

sanford and son is on, werd.

by carl November 14, 2003

Sanfordian

-The Life forms that are Born and Usually Consistent with Living in Sanford, Florida

-Born and Raised in Sanford, Fl

Sanford also Know as Bokey

DAMN NIGGAS IN SANFORD IS SOO RATCHET.... all these damn Sanfordians

by Elfresh September 13, 2011