Sandpaper

After a long day at the beach, in a place such as an all-inclusive resort, one often finds it quite difficult to remove all of the sand from the different crevaces of the human body.
This term is used to describe the rough and scratchy feeling when wiping one's bum after a long day at the beach.

"Man, I've got a serious case of sandpaper from the beach"

"Oh dear, the combination of burritos and sandpaper brought me to tears last night"

by Timmy Sanchez Da Third March 30, 2009

sandpaper bath

when you wake up at 2am with your cat giving your forehead a bath.

I couldn't sleep last night. My cat woke me up with a sandpaper bath.

by chargerjim August 21, 2009

Sandpaper dildo

Ouch!

sandpaper dildo

by syndicatedevil December 16, 2008

Sandika

Speaks her mind and loud, but has a kind heart when it comes to caring for her friends. She is obsessed with food.

"Sandika ate so many of the fried chicken! But she left a few for you."

"How sweet!"

by alanilanilani April 13, 2014

Bonkwin Sandpace

Also known as Auntiepoo, or Ontepoo. She is the funniest, sweetest, most caring and generous aunt a Stitch-rabbit could ever ask for. She always spoils her favorite nephew, Stitch or Stitchipoo. He is the OG of the Stitch family. He came first and is loved the most by Bonkwin. She always hangs out with everyone and makes them feel loved and happy.

Stitchipoo- Have you seen my Ontepoo recently?
Girl- Yeah, Bonkwin Sandpace? She is no nice we are best friends!

by sweetpea_hippie4404 June 14, 2023

Sandia Preparatory School

A small private school located in Albuquerque, New Mexico. The school consists of about 600 kids in grades 6-12. About 300 of those kids are smart, tree-hugging, non-bathed hippies, while the other half are spoiled rich brats who drive BMWs and Mercedes. Most of the kids aren't very nice/welcoming. But don't worry. They won't bite, too hard.

Sandia Prep School. Sandia Preparatory School.

by ggg92930 April 15, 2009

sandpaper kisses

When a kitty kisses you with his or her rough little tongue.

When my cat licks me, it feels like he's giving me sandpaper kisses.

by marcoda April 15, 2012