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Sandington

The formal manner of describing a male with excessive amounts of sand in his vagina
Top of the morning Sandington, have you cleaned the sand of your vagina yet or are you still going "o natural."
by Sandington April 5, 2008
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Sanding Off

The act of masturbating without the use of lubrications such as Vasoline, KY Jelly, or Hand Lotion.This is usually done in the state of hard-on horny urgency. Also if the persons hands are slightly rougher than others. The friction from this would probably cause a rather uncomfortable feeling for some, especially if they are used to masturbating with lube.
So I was watching my next door neighbor washing her car in a tank top and some cut off daisy duke shorts through my bathroom window... I didnt have time to get any lube, so I ended up SANDING OFF my cock.... I have no regrets.
by Mr. KSZ March 19, 2011
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sanding pinocchio

Dave decided to stay in Saturday night, and spent it watching porn and sanding pinocchio.
by MarcRadsdoc June 15, 2008
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Sanding his maypole

Tony said, "It must be spring. I saw a guy in the park sanding his maypole."
by Ski2UDie May 22, 2011
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Khaki Sanding

1.) An activity between two co-workers who are both trying to get a quickie in at the Office.

2.) An action that involves keeping your pants on, and success may only be achieved by wearing strictly khaki colored khaki's.

3. When a caucasian male gets a sunburn with the intention of becoming tan but instead of a bronzie brown completion the caucasian male peals and remains a pale caucasian male.
Hey man, I was in my cubical bout 5 minutes ago and saw Double D Dolores and stretchin Gretchen "khaki Sanding" on Tonto.
by NOTORIOUS_ NATE _615 April 4, 2021
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Sanding My Sausage

When a male is dry humping a female while wearing jeans, and the pants material rubs against his penis to cause more pain then pleasure.
TJ - Dude, did you and Sierra dry hump last night?

JT - Yes. I eventually had to stop because she was sanding my sausage to the point where I was bleeding.
by rustywillie69999 November 28, 2010
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sanding

putting sand on your penis then anal sexing the girl
i was sanding her last night
by Dmitri Krunk December 29, 2007
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