Compton Sandcastle

When you sutff a garbage can until you can absolutely fit no more in it, and when you go to throw it in a dumpster upside down, the bag stays on the can, but the garbage itself goes into the dumpster, but comes out like sand from a bucket at the beach.

I took the trash out to the dumpster and made a Compton Sandcastle.

by notfunnyhahafunnyqueer February 21, 2011

Sandcastle

-Noun
Another term for A member of the male anatomy, or his penis.
His gens, His shlim shlam, his wiggle tugger, his wenis

Marc: Another penis picture post... never gets old.
Lil: Oh wow that was a penis? I thought it was a sandcastle.
Marc: Omg lmfao
Lil: see? his hand looks like the sand.

by Phroom July 23, 2009

sandcastling

The act of whining so incessantly that a medieval fortress could conceivably be built from the ample sand dunes blasting forth from your vagina.

Goddamn! Bob's been sandcastling so hard about his job, I could swear we're at the beach.

by b3s January 7, 2010

Sandcastled

When a Runescape warlord takes lead and completely destroys your carefully sculpted pile, reducing it to 30 options spread across the face of the wilderness within a few minutes. Much like a fat ginger kid would step on your sandcastle when it is almost complete.

Tiffany just sandcastled us again...

by arma150 October 19, 2010

sandcastles

Leftover food stored in a plastic container that causes the food to hold the shape of the container when it is dumped out, much like when you make sandcastles with a plastic bucket.

"I made too much spaghetti last night. I'll be eating sandcastles for days."

by DannoBoston September 5, 2006

making sandcastles

When someone takes a shit on a vagina then pushes it inside with their fingers.

I'm tired today because I was up late making sandcastles.

by Jasehole and William Cocksmith November 2, 2011

Sandcastle Ejaculation

Verb - While having sex on a beach, before climax, pulling out and Ejaculating(cumming,coming) on the sand. Afterwards, you build a small castle using the sand and ejaculate.

Noun - the once sticky, now dried residue of beach sex used for the construction of sand sculptures.

Verb
'Dave, how come your sandcastle is so sturdy?'
'Well, Bob, funny you should mention come. The secret is Sandcastle Ejaculation .'

Noun
'Damn Jeff, that is one big fucking sandcastle'
'Yeah, my balls ache...I sure needed a lot of Sandcastle Ejaculate to make that tower.'

by chris kringle October 4, 2006