San Juan Hills High School

A school that ain't nothin compared to Tesoro.

"lol, imagine being a mustang from San Juan Hills High School"

by Ok7 September 19, 2019

San Juan de la Rosa

*sigh* the hottes guy you will ever meet. lol yea right.<------she is kidding she knows my San juan de la rosa is super hot and exciting. she would knw his abbs are hiding really good appearently. THEY ARE NOT!!!! Once you see him naked you will see them. He has a big one. It is enjoyable. ewwww!!!thats so gross BET U HANDLED HIS "LOVE HANDLES". i did :P she is just jealous of it. ANYWAY!!! He is an awesome person to go out on a date with. He will buy you ice cream from McDonalds...(cuz he works there)romantic walk (by romantic i mean sexual...walk :P) BUT HES NOT AS GOOD AS SAN ANTONIO DE LA ROSA!!!!XD <-----That is a big FAT LIE!!! Just like San Juan de la Rosa....jk he is muscular xDDD Overall a super hot guy with a sweet side also who every girl wants to have some with (except me) <----Itzel =.= (but she does though)...:)

OMG!! did you see that guy, he is soooo a San Juan de la Rosa!!.
YEA!!! but did u see San Antonio de La Rosa hes waaaaaay better!!!!
No way dude, San Juan de la Rosa is better.

by BitchAssHoeWhore November 14, 2011

Xavier School San Juan

It’s a terrible school that’s next to another school with female retards. They made us use mdm bro…

I hate Xavier School San Juan

by Walahi June 18, 2024

San Juan Tug of war

San Juan Tug of war. When two dominant Puerto Rican males attach their prince Albert piercings together and begin tugging in a battle to prove ultimate male dominance .

Carlos and Jose are competing in the san juan tug of war for the affection of a new Señorita in the workplace, they winner will win the love of their new interest

by Produce bob October 18, 2025

Don San Juan

A lit young black youtuber from Jersey

“yo did you see the new Don San Juan video?? bro was on omegle pulling milfs”.

by scamorgetscammed May 23, 2022

San Juan Park

located nicely between Madison and Greenback, San Juan Park is the ultimate place not to drink, smoke or do any kind of drugs. It is not in walking distance of anything important and is constantly empty except for the basketball players. The dirt, glass and tree branches popping out of nowhere will ruin a good time for you if your not sober.

Besides that it's a lovely park, where you can take a nice brisk walk, walk your dog or have a family picnic.

MM: Where is he?!
M: Um....I don't know the exact address but...
MM: What was he doing drinking?!?! Tell me where he is!
M: San Juan Park ma'am. I gotta go, my mom is here and I have to attend the picnic.

by Brittney Sade January 22, 2009

San Juan

A tall handsome brown skin usually over 5’7 great kisser, loyal, knows how to treat a female ,wont break your heart ,large dick over 7 inches , will lighten up your day and care for you.

is that San Juan go get with him he will treat you right🥺

by korra mansion September 11, 2020