Saved It!

The act of grabbing something after it hits the ground, and exclaiming "Saved It!"

*Drops mouse on the ground "Saved It!"

by Dropped the mouse March 26, 2015

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico

A phrase one might say after saying, "But there is good news ..."

Billy: You're mom's dead, you're dad's a homo and I raped your sister . . . but there is good news.

Bob: What's that?

Billy: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico . . .

by Monkeygrease September 1, 2005

Better Saved Than Sorry

A pretty lame pun some people say before saving a game almost neurotically.

John: You've already saved your game ten times in the last twenty minutes!
Jim: Better saved than sorry!

by Samm L. February 4, 2010

Saved by the hair on your ass

When you are saved from something bad solely due to the timing of another event.

"You forgot to bring your lunch today? Lucky for you our class is having a pizza party. You got saved by the hair on your ass."

by trevmation September 13, 2015

saved

Christian term for accepting, and believing in, Christ. To be written in the "Lambs Book of Life."

I have been saved since I was seventeen years old.

by Chad Deese October 17, 2003

saved-my-ass

1.
a. To rescue from harm, danger, or loss.

b. To set free from the consequences of sin; redeem.

2. To keep in a safe condition; safeguard.

The term was derived from a true story surrounding an assassination attempt on a member of a Scottish family based in the Glasgow area with Celtic connections.

The hitman missed his intended target when he failed to take account of the subjects poor fitness when running.

The resultant shot landed in the calf area and not the ass where he had been paid to land his shot.

The hitman was never paid, the subject lived on to continue his simple existence and a new slang phrase was born.... You "saved-my-ass".

by TheCopaKing October 26, 2013

Sammed

To receive a kick, punch or similar blow to the crotch, in public.

Often causing not just severe pain, but anger and great embarrassment.

A funny spectacle for others to watch.
Simmilar to owned/pwnd

Member of public: "Dude you got sammed"

by Nic Palmer May 20, 2008