Georgia Samsonite

A trash bag that is used to carry belongings instead of a suitcase. Usually used by broke college students who can’t afford a suitcase.

Damn, look at Joe’s poor ass hauling around that Georgia Samsonite

by Supermaniacjoey44 October 9, 2023

carrying samsonite

Of or pretaining to emotional baggage.

To have one or more emotional issues, usually having to do with a relationship from the past or from a traumatic event. These emotional issues can often prevent or wreak havoc on future relationships and be detrimental to ones over all true happiness.

At first I thought that chic was amazing, but then i realized she was carrying samsonite. I had to bail on her.

by Brooks J. Masterson May 6, 2006

emotional Samsonite

An extremely large unit of emotional baggage

Vince: Hey Seth are you still seeing Monica?

Seth: No way man, I never called her, she's got baggage

Vince: Dude, everyone's got baggage, get over it

Seth: No I'm serious man, she's got an emotional Samsonite... in fact she's got the whole matching luggage set

by Urban Englander June 12, 2009

Samsonized

To make something better or to improve it.

Man you really samsonized your ride.

by TDBE May 14, 2018

Samsonize

To improve or make better.

You need to Samsonize your ride.

by TDBE May 14, 2018

samsonite

Rectum, butthole, etc. Used to smuggle paraphernalia in prison.

Morgan Spurlock: In jail we would hide things up our sphincter.
Stephen Colbert: Oh yeah.. right up the old Samsonite..

by wetdirtmud August 30, 2006

samsonite

Baggage, slows you down. Impeding progress.

Brien is like samsonite yo! He's like luggage or some bad baggage.He's slowing me down.

by smitty 73 November 7, 2007