shmitchen

noun ~ a small kitchen

Babe, this apartment is terrible... did you see the shmitchen?

by The Saint89 April 9, 2009

Smitchin

Telling the world about your own questionable behavior.

Worthy of social gossip.

Cannot believe ones self dumb actions

I was "smitchin" on facebook last night .

This is a "smitchnable" situation.

I was a "smitchass" last night.

"Smitch-worthy" Situation = pole dancing in "granny panties"

by redlulubeans September 30, 2018

flying ham samich

this is where you spread your ass cheeks and engulf the face of a sleeping "friend." this action generally occurs when someone is passed out, or asleep and woken up suddenly. waking up suddenly, and engulfing your own face in someone's ass is what gives the "ham samich" the name designation of "flying"

I was asleep and heard a buzzer. I woke up suddeny and planted my face into an open and waiting ass to recieve my very own flying ham samich. thank you.

by el samich dirty June 8, 2011

samich

a sandwich made on command

make me a samich woman!

by kikiriki May 10, 2008

Smitches

A group of co-workers that waste a great deal of time outside smoking. If one member of the group needs a smoke then all must join in the activity so they don’t feel left out. These people are often lazy, worthless and are around only to keep a seat warm. e.g. Smoking bitches

Craig – Where did Jeremy go?

Shane – Motherfucker is out smoking with all his Smitches again.

Craig – That son of a bitch tossed one of his butts in my trash can, lets go beat the shit out of the Smitches.

by tpwhite49 November 28, 2011

bread samich

A bread Samich is a slice of cheap white bread folded in half. This is what you eat if you don't have any thing to place in the sandwich like regular folks with money do.

Hey ma whats for lunch today I's hungry. Well Sonny all we gots fo lunch is bread samich. oh dang!

by Stewart Larkin July 12, 2007

smitchelstick

Another word for an idiot or Moron!

Dude! Stop being such a smitchelstick!

by Clarabelle78 May 4, 2018