Salerno

An exotic last name only really supremely talented, magnificently cool people have. Most with this surname received it after coming over on a boat from Italy or whereever the fuck, and meeting some lazy jerk at Ellis Island, shit went down like this:

Quotes:
From "The Sopranos: Stage 5 (#6.14)" (2007)
Phil Leotardo: Leonardo was a great Italian and that was our name originally, Leonardo. But many years ago, when my grandpa came over from Sicily, they changed it at Ellis Island from Leonardo to Leotardo.
Boy #3: Why'd they do that for?
Phil Leotardo: Because they're stupid, that's why. And jealous. They disrespected a proud Italian heritage, and named us after a ballet costume.
girl raises her hand
Phil Leotardo: Marissa.
Girl #2: That's for modern. In ballet, you wear tutus.
Boy #2: It doesn't make a difference.
Phil Leotardo: That's right, it doesn't.

See, everyone has always been jealous of Italians with their Italian heritage which is further proof that Salerno is the best last name in history in addition to being the name of an Italian city.

Salerno hit the fucking ball next time.

by Ciao Ciao March 1, 2009

Salkerny!

Pronounced (Sal-ker-nee)

A bastardized version of "sorry".

A variation of "sorry", used to humiliate someone after a victory.

A stronger, more intimidating use of the word "sorry"

I just beat you again in Madden football, SALKERNY!

I heard you got a speeding ticket, SALKERNY!

Greg just insulted Jim and said "salkerny"!

by cheeks1128yahoo February 10, 2010

Salerka

Diesel but in Lithuania it is called salerka

-My VW PASSAT 1.9 TDI powered by SALERKA

-Oh so you fucking poor

by Ariejas October 5, 2020

salert

a sassy person; when people pass by they must be alerted by this sassy person

omg! she’s such a salert!

by kittyarkly November 23, 2022

salter

Salter, a word referring to a jackass with nice qualities.

I like Bob, he's friendly. But he's a bit of a salter.

by yb1144 September 9, 2008

salyers

is the best last name for any one person who is outgoing and a pure pothead or daredevil the salyers name is English and goes as far back as 1357 a.d. the salyers are generally white and have a weight problem one less your in your teens through your early thirty's most of the salyers came to America with the the Englishmen in 1621. they settled in goergia and some of them headed west with the migration west

by: cory salyers

salyers are awesome

by cory salyers February 12, 2010

rowan salter

hes a nice guy and gets turned on by everything and loves stuff like gay rat and rape fish he has a awesomely speshy personality and also is friends with jake moran also hes a bang out at science and he is a rainbow 6 sege player and plays fortnut subscribe to his youtube channel gastly gaming.rowans are creative, artistic, and just generally, intelligent...

sometimes.

rowans moods can swing from distant genius, to hyper spaz, and sometimes, a spazzy genius and sometimes spazzzzzy spaz spesh

rowans hate being labeled, and will let you know that by viciously tearing you apart either verbally, or physically.

rowans are generally, cat-like, obsessing over strange/shiny/pretty things and love attention, but do not like to brag/ show off to get it.

love them or hate them, rowans force you to think sexual about them, and no matter what you tell them, they will continue to do what they want, be who they want, and jiggle your mind and balls along the the way

don't get cocky with a rowan, they have some of the most evil comebacks, it makes you feel sorry for them and hate them at the same time

being rowan salter is a weird experience

by jaeger pilot99 January 9, 2019