self-leeching. besically, sticking leeches on your self, thinking you're gonna get high, like that anti-drug commercial.
1: dude!, want to go sloming?!?
2: what's that?
1: sticking leeches on yourself to get high! like the commercial said!
2: ...
1: so are you in or out?
2: ummm, no, i'm not a retard.
2: what's that?
1: sticking leeches on yourself to get high! like the commercial said!
2: ...
1: so are you in or out?
2: ummm, no, i'm not a retard.
by Ariel Rojas January 5, 2007
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by jellis.e July 13, 2017
Get the salooning mug.walking up behind someone and samking your hand back and fort against their leg like a salmon's tail moves. salmoning is best done when it is a surprise attack
by hty912064 April 17, 2010
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by hardgreaves October 20, 2013
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