Saffy Taffy

When a blowjob is performed on somebody named Safwan.

"Hey Safwan, why were you behind the bleachers?"
"Its the perfect location for my girl to give me Saffy Taffy"

by MrCrocker May 4, 2022

Saffi

(Short for Saffron)
Eccentric in the extreme, has the weirdest laugh that will ever be heard. Constantly making dirty jokes and has a fine array of ridiculously strange backpacks. Likes Roblox way too much, but is an incredible singer, plays piano, beloved by Spanish teachers, fan of Megan Thee Stallion, and is funnier on TikTok than in real life.

"Did you see Saffi today?"
"No, but I heard her laugh, it couldn't have been anyone else."

by certainbastardo September 29, 2021

Saffy

Saffy-not fast enough to run away from me like bob the builder

Saffy, is not fast enough to run away from me

by anonymous May 26, 2023

Saffy

A fairy of the forest. She will appear to wanderers who piss under an English oak and chant the ancient Celtic incantation:

“By rowan red and heather green,
By herb and brew and things unseen.”

She'll conjure potions and remedies to help you with your woes. These concoctions will rarely work as advertised, and you'll be lucky to come out unimpaired.

Saffy crafted him a love potion, now his knees don't work!

Saffy spooked me when I was pissing in the woods!

by LimpyGimpy February 4, 2026