Sabertooth Crotchcricket

1. a slang term for pubic lice (see also crabs) 2. a term for any four legged insect that scares the piss out of your girlfriend or boyfriend.

That boy is always grabbing himself, he must have a serious case of the sabertooth crotchcrickets.

by Ixy July 25, 2003

Sabre Tooth

This is a Woman well past her prime of being a Puma or even a Cougar. They lurk just before dusk in huge groups drinking Cosmopolitan after Cosmopolitan. They are looking for any form of action and are no stranger to the chase. They typically wear gray and white fur coats, have way to much gold jewelry, and wear more make up than Bozo the clown. If one of them approaches you quickly point her in the direction of the nearest early bird dinner and run for your life. These are the worst of bar patrons as they have nothing to lose and have heard it all.

OMG look at that dude he's getting mauled by that Sabre tooth

by Avran LeFeber June 30, 2006

Sabertooth

A woman so old she should be extinct yet still out hunting meat.

That chick I banged last night was a complete sabertooth

by Zturner68 April 21, 2011

sabertooth tiger

A prehistoric "cougar" that preys on young men that could be her grandson's age.

When I took my grandma to Bingo, her sabertooth tiger friends couldn't keep their paws off me.

by The Rountrees March 6, 2010

Sabortooth

noun. Like a cougar, but older. A woman in her 50's on the prowl for younger men.

That sabortooth you fucked was pretty crusty.

by Novice Beef Curtain January 22, 2010

sabertooth nigga

1. A male (white or negro) with an exceptionally large space between his front teeth.

2. A guy that will cut ya.

Whaddup my sabertooth nigga?!

by JayMoo January 20, 2007

sabertooth tiger

an uber cougar. def.1

an exceptionally older woman 70 and above who frequents the club scene. def 2

usually at the peak of their senility.

Damn Aleks! do you remember those sabertooth tigers at the karaoke bar? eg.1

Those sabertooth tigers are driving too slow!

by almo&phons September 25, 2008