2 definitions by Novice Beef Curtain

BTS

Big Tall & Stinky. A male archetype. Not necessarily a bad thing, as some girls have a strong preference for BTS's. Other than size (minimum 200 lbs), there are no strict guidelines for determining BTS status. Rather, the "whole package" must be taken into consideration. BTS's are generally hairier than a typical man (body hair and facial hair). They are generally unkempt and/or sloppy. They are generally heterosexual. They are generally confident in themselves. They can often be seen at a bar with a 3-day stubble and a spill on the front of their shirt. They sometimes have disproportionately skinny legs.

Example 1:

Girl 1: Hey have any of y'all seen Michelle?

Girl 2: Yea I saw her leave with that BTS who bought her a whiskey shot.

Girl 1: That huge guy with the stained shirt and muddy boots? I wonder what his zick smells like.

Example 2:

Guy 1: It's always good to roll with a deep crew that includes a few BTS's.

Guy 2: Oh, zef.

by Novice Beef Curtain July 3, 2014

Sabortooth

noun. Like a cougar, but older. A woman in her 50's on the prowl for younger men.

That sabortooth you fucked was pretty crusty.

by Novice Beef Curtain January 22, 2010