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Some real gay shit that you can perform on your friends and family.
Nigga: Yo police offica why am i gettin dis polis ticket instead of the guy behind me
Policeman: Cuz you fuckin gay dude.
Nigga: Will i have to sakakak to get out of dis?
Policeman: O yea you have to.
sakakak by niggablasta January 26, 2018

Saskatoonie Handy Jay

The act of getting a handjob by someone wearing rough textured wool mittens.
Last night at the Zoo, Brad's mom gave me a Saskatoonie Handy Jay while we were sitting on the bench watching the penguins swim.
Saskatoonie Handy Jay by Little BB November 23, 2013

Sakalaka 

The true god. Saksham
You must say sakalaka over over again to celebrate him. Sakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalaka
Hey
Hey
Sakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalaka

Yes
Sakalaka by Reee69 October 25, 2020

Saskatchewan Designated Driver 

Among a group of people who have all been drinking, the person who's had the least amount to drink, no matter how much that may be, becomes the official designated driver for the night.

Originates in the hard-drinking province of Saskatchewan on the prairies in western Canada.
Danny only had eight beers last night so when we went to the bar, he was the Saskatchewan Designated Driver.

Sweet Saskatchewan Growler 

When a girl with a mouthful of maple syrup is being tea-bagged by a man in a flannel button down while he inserts a mini hockey stick into her hairy, unkempt vagina.
Dude....my friend Lauren was involved in a Sweet Saskatchewan Growler (SSG) with her husband. He had maple syrup on his nuts for a week!

Fort Saskatchewan 

"The Fort" An Alberta city Northeast of Edmonton in Canada. Heavy on the industrial air pollution. A good place to get a speeding ticket.. or ten. Also a good place to wait in the Tim Hortons lineup for an indefinite amount of time just to have your order royally fucked up.
Want to go watch a movie in Fort Saskatchewan tonight?
No way! The theatre there is a complete piece of shit.
Okay, let's just rent one.
Can't ..all the movie stores shut down.
Shit Balls! That sucks.
You said it.
Fort Saskatchewan by diablokrom August 15, 2011