Swoleitis

Swoleitis (also known as Swoleosis) is a condition that affects the size of human muscle tissue. If Swoleitis is left unchecked it may cause severe hypertrophy in human skeletal muscle.

People affected by Swoleitis are easily identified by their physical appearance. Sufferers may be referred to as "meatheads", "buff" or "hella swole." Swoleitis is very common in bodybuilder communities.

Fred: "Whoa man, you're looking hella swole"
Gary: "Yeah, working out for 2 years gave me a bad case of swoleitis"

by Bro Brosef Brohanson March 5, 2008

swoliosis

The physical condition of extremely high levels of muscle mass and extremely low levels of fat found on the body.

Arnold Swartzenegger suffered from a severe case of swoliosis in the 1970's.

by Robbie C-Shot May 7, 2003

Swoll House

A gym or recreation center where someone goes to work out. The term "swoll" refers to the swollen look/feeling ones muscles get, and "house" refers to the establishment you get swollen in.

The phrase originated at San Diego State University, also known as the Tool Academy

Bro 1: Yo dawg you wanna hit the swoll house?

Bro 2: FUCK YEAH BRO, LETS GET FUCKING JACKED!

Bro 1: FUCK YEAH BRO! Hold up though I gotta pound some NOEXPLODE and shit first

by Young Andro July 14, 2011

Swollen Starfish

This is what you call someones butthole after they had a fun filled night of anal sex and their butthole is twice the size it shoud be.

"My boyfriend fucked me in the ass so hard last night and now I have a Swollen Starfish.''

"Dude I nailed my girl in the ass so hard last night! She has a Swollen Starfish!"

by SiloJohnson72 December 15, 2011

Swollmate

Noun. Person who you spend your life with at the gym. Good workout partner.

My swollmate really pushes me to do better in the gym, she never let's me slack off.

by Haribul Sakk321 July 9, 2016

swollen pussy

When a girl is fully aroused and needs to have a massive orgasm.

My boyfriend spent all night playing with my body . I ended up having a swollen pussy because the need was so great.

by Alwayssloshy May 5, 2018

Swole Shack

A place aka weight room...aka YMCA. Where you do work on the weights and get swole. You may develop swoleosis, and it is non-curable but it will be alright in the morning. Swole Shack may include intense swole sessions where you X-plode on the weights and DO WORK SON!

Bro 1: "Yo broski you lookin small, need to get big on the weights and head over to the Swole Shack."

Bro 2: "Ight bro I'll check it out."

2 years later

Bro 1: " Dang broski looks like you been hitting the Swole Shack."

Bro 2: " Yessir bro, all day errrdayy. The doc told me the other day I developed Swoleosis...no big deal."

by Jacked Diseal January 8, 2012