Swizzle

An insult meaning "dicknose" "dumbass" "pissbaby" and "asshat" with a sprinkle of whore added it

Ex. "Bro, the earth is flat"

"Dude, you're a fuckin swizzle"

Ex. "Bro, the earth is flat"

"Dude, you're a fuckin swizzle"

"What?"

"Exactly"

by Attins April 1, 2021

Swizzle

Water

Oi lid grab me a glass of swizzle

I need some swizzle to wet me kite

by RKellyR September 6, 2016

Swizzle

It's a quick shower; 5-10mins

I'm about to go take a swizzle!
Did you just take a swizzle? Lol

by QDub April 15, 2020

Swizzle

To curl something between the tip of your thumb and one of your fingers by rubbing them back and forth.

I swizzled the roach till it was round

by Jimmywhibble December 8, 2020

Swizzle

To stir something by swirling it inside of a vessel. alt. To stir someone up to annoy them

Alex: "Give that drink a swizzle so it's all mixed in."
Izzy: "Are you trying to get me swizzled? It's better when the parts are separate."

by Whoopdiewoop June 21, 2019

swizzle

A cross between a swerve and a turn

The car swizzled to the right.

by Mr. Swizzle February 3, 2012

swizzle

A term used to call someone with a micropenis.

LMAO, you're such a swizzle.

by 🧍‍♂️ January 28, 2020