swids

the time off between swings shift (12:30 pm-12:30 am) and mid shift (8:30 pm-8:30 am) where a person only gets about 30-36 hours to adjust their sleep schedule before another 7 day work week

sailor 1- "Hey man what shift are you going to be on?"
sailor 2- "Just getting off of swings today, going into swids."
sailor 1- "Oh man that's rough, hope you enjoy no time off between 80 hour work weeks."
sailor 2- " Don't remind me."

by bluen'gold October 20, 2010

swider

Pronunciation: su wai der
Function:noun
1 : a person who reserves space (as on an airplane) but neither uses nor cancels the reservation
2 : a person who buys a ticket (as to a sporting event) but does not attend; broadly : a person who is expected but who does not show up
3 : failure to show up
Function:verb
1 : to fail to show up

Dave said he was coming to the dinner but he swidered again.

by Burnszilla February 9, 2007

swide

a person walking around with a singular broken kneecap; swaying, sliding, and gliding simultaneously

"Look at that woman's swide!"

by my.kneecaps.are.broken October 3, 2020

Swidge

To take a sip of someone else's beverage

Hey can I have a swidge ?
Give me a swidge of drink.

by Charlea February 26, 2017

Swoop and Swiddle

When a player on Call of Duty Black Ops (or any COD games) distracts an oposing player while a teammate kills the oposing player from behind.

Yo gamehunter you want to go get some noobs with the swoop and swiddle?

by JW1083 June 22, 2011

Swidge

Some dickhead read "Squid" as swidge

"I need to get a swidge"

by diamondsquire August 8, 2018

Swiddle

The act of urinating into the rectum during anal intercourse.

I was having a nice butt fuck with my wife and I thought I was almost there and I wound up swiddleing all inside her anus.

by WootALoot December 14, 2009