The act of rubbing sum smooth (never chunky) peanut butter on ones penis, then having an oragutan slowly lick it off providing great sexual pleasure free of charge.
If my girlfriend is not satisfying me, i will occasionally have a visit to the zoo for an orange suprise.
by juan cabo121 March 12, 2010
Where you brake a poptart in half, where the Jelly stuff that's inside the poptart shows, and you rub it in the Vaginal area CreditCard style(up and down the area quickly), and you get all the jelly-like stuff inside the vagina flap area, then you use the Jelly-like stuff that's inside the poptart as Lube, and when you're finished, you eat the Cum-Jelly mixture out.
by IKnowWhyCumIsWhiteAndClear September 19, 2009
The action of suprising someone...
With Buttsecks.
To achieve the perfect "SB" one must carefully position themselves behind the victim, then scream suprise buttsecks.
With Buttsecks.
To achieve the perfect "SB" one must carefully position themselves behind the victim, then scream suprise buttsecks.
Ted: Hey Bob I'll give you 5 bucks you suprise buttsecks Ed
Bob: K
*positions*
Bob: SUPRISE BUTTSECKS
Ed: OMG
Bob: K
*positions*
Bob: SUPRISE BUTTSECKS
Ed: OMG
by MDspyro February 16, 2007
by rachellizzie July 18, 2009
Mary: "Why do you keep bumping into things Jen?"
Jen: "Because John gave me the optometrist surprise last night."
Jen: "Because John gave me the optometrist surprise last night."
by Johnny Starizzle March 29, 2005
Taking a dump inside of a pillow and sewing it up (without telling your partner), then having sex while pushing your significant others face in the pillow
by Jared Levin January 07, 2006
she's so used to crack that when she gives a bj she tries to light your ballsack and smoke the spunk straight out
Had my first crackpipe suprise last night, This crack whore is crazy man she set my balls on fire and i spunked everywhere
by aidsriddledrob August 24, 2017