suprise motherfucker

The phrase that is being said by your girlfriend's father when he caught you having sex that is illegal in seven states.

'Suprise motherfucker.'

by Suprisemuthafacker March 13, 2014

Suprise Buttsecks

When you come out of now where, trying to Rhino someone. Going as hard as you can, best if they are talking to a friend/girlfriend/boyfriend

Man 1: Yo, I got MW2 last night
Man 2: Sweet bro
Man 1: Yeah, I beat the snowmobile level
Man 2: Really man, sweet, I am up t......
Man 3 (Rhino Man 2): SUPRISE BUTTSECKS

by DoubleA Ace April 8, 2010

Suprise Bukkake

When a group of men ejaculate on a person who is not expecting it

Hey Burty, go lure Andrew to the park, and we'll jump out of the bushes and give him a suprise bukkake, he will love it!!!!

by suave212 May 4, 2010

Suprise Dyke

a (gay) girl, who everyone thought was straight, but then comes out of nowhere and says she is a lesbian,

Sarahs a lesbian!?!? but i went out with her last year! she is such a Suprise Dyke!

by rainbow girl December 23, 2008

Suprise Bath

Suprising Someone In Bath Form

1. When someone is taking a bath and you proceed to cannon ball into the bathtub shouting suprise bath. Then you walk you walk out like nothing happened

2. When someone is taking a mean ol' shit you start filling up the bath and sit there like they are not even there.

by SupriseBath August 19, 2013

suprise sex

Sometimes called rape, it is the act of having sex with someone when they are not expecting it.

John gave Janet suprise sex.
"Suprise, sex!"

by liastd November 18, 2006

Suprise Adoption

This is fancy kidnapping

1: Hey did you hear that some kid got suprisingly adopted?
2: No way what!
3: Yeah the cops went looking for him and everything!
2: Yoooo haha to be honest I wish I was suprise adopted...
1: Tf i was thinking the same thing!
3: Ok what.
4: Huh wassup? Whatchyall talkin bout?

Suprise adoption is really just kidnapping

by SnigSnogNoDong October 16, 2019