straisted

a gay man who makes out with women when he's drunk

Every time Chris gets straisted on Red Bull and vodka, he starts making out with girls even though his boyfriend is sitting next to him.

by partytrap November 30, 2010

stradistar

an overly powered excitment clinched with a relaxation mode

i feel so stradistar about tonight

by Louie Desmarais January 4, 2005

Straidist

An emotionally challenged person that hires a prostitute to treat them badly during fellatio or intercourse for the sole purpose of trying to separate themselves from homosexual speculation/criticism.

A camera is usually used to record the encounter so the straidist can watch his victory over and over.

"These bitches think im gay, I'll go straidist on you sluts!"

by NoMunnyNoFunny August 16, 2012

Straidér

Someone who epicly fails occasionally but somehow ends up achieving a personal goal.

(Not to be confused with Straidar)

Spectator1: Wow, did you see that guy on Mario Cart?
He crashed into a big rock and went back to last place!
But a few seconds later he got a really good power-up and finished 1st place!

Spectator2: Nice, that guy is a great Straidér!

by Dodgy_Death July 8, 2009

slut strands

a type of hairstyle comprising all the hair slicked back from the face (usually in a ponytail) except for two strands, often the same length as the rest of the hair, taken from the two top corners of the forehead and left to dangle "fashionably". Very often this hair has not seen shampoo in weeks and when squeezed would probably be able to dress a garden salad. This hairstyle is generally sported by the kind of girl who you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole, mainly because there is every danger the ten-foot pole would disappear SOMEWHERE and the girl wouldn't even break a sweat.

Person 1: How should I wear my hair tonight?
Person 2: Maybe straighten it. Anything but slut strands!

by watevstrevs November 17, 2009

Dire Straits

The band that made me decide to play the guitar, but not as good as wordLed Zeppelinword.

Money for nothing and your chicks for free!

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

Slut Strands

Usually two long unkempt strands of hair dangling at the side of ones face. Often seen worn by women who look as though they've just rolled out of bed after a heavy session.

Favoured by the likes of Meghan Markle and Amber Heard.

"You ready to wear your tiara?"

"Let me fix my slut strands first."

by skinnymalinks May 29, 2023