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Spootz

The stuff that comes out of an animals anal glands.
My dog just spootzed and it smells like rotten ass.
by PCOSuckit June 18, 2016
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stoltz

Someone who you love and think is fucking awsome
"wow, your such a stoltz"
by Stoltz July 15, 2008
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skootz

When you fail at finishing something.
When it came to the 8-ball, he skootzed it and lost.

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Way to come so far and skootz it.
by gnbear April 1, 2011
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Stoltzed

Getting jerked around, backstabbed, cheated and disrespected, and then being expected to just take it in stride. Named after actor Eric Stoltz, who originally was cast as Marty McFly in "Back to the Future", but after a few weeks was fired and replaced with Michael J. Fox. All of the scenes already filmed with Stoltz were remade with Fox, and Stoltz never got a role that important ever again. Although it can be argued that Fox was a major part of the success of the movie, Eric Stoltz was screwed over and treated like crap by director Robert Zemeckis and producer Steven Spielberg. To get "Stoltzed" is to get backstabbed by somebody you used to respect.
Veteran teacher: " They gave my classroom to the new guy and took Honors Chemistry away from me. Now I'm teaching Earth Science in an unequipped lab with all the kids who flunked out last year. I don't like this new principal, she Stoltzed me."
by griff the great September 23, 2015
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stotz

This is a person born with extreme deformities. Also defined by looking like a fucking Gremlin. Also a person who frequents gay porn sites and likes to watch other "Stotz's" fucking animals. Also eats the ass of men and can't afford anything. If this is you, you likely cannot hold a job even at Dominoes, McDonald's, Arby's, Rally's. Also cries frquently and blames everything on his FAS. Should be shot and killed.
Kevin: "Look at that retarded kid, he reminds me of Stotz."

Erica: "Yah, he prolly has an STD, and fucks 300 pound chicks."

Tom: "He needs to fucking kill himself since his sister stole all of his Duster."

Joe: "That guy looks like he has forskin under his nose, what a cunt."
by Everyone in BG October 23, 2008
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Stoltz'd

It's like being punk'd but its alot cooler.
Stolz in German means proud. So being Stoltz'd is when someone punks you out of pride. The reason you add the T is because you can't say stolz'd, well you can but it sounds gay. Its hard to explain to people its like tell them the definition for "the" you just can't do it without sounding crazy.
Hahah you called me gay, so I stoltz'd you and left you at Best Buy and didn't come get you.
by David O'Laughlin September 6, 2008
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Shootz Mahalo

Greatest Respect... Defined in English meaning "Right on Thank You" Universal Use...Shootz We Go...
by ShootzMahalo January 5, 2014
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