stealing gender

the declaration that one will be officially adopting the gender of another person.

"i really love insert character/persons! they're my favorite celebrity!"

"hey, you know insert character/persons, too? yeah, im an expert in stealing gender -- and they're next in line."

by fairydoir February 19, 2021

Stealing All The Sweet And Sour

To excel. To succeed beyond the norm.

"Another home run for Miguel Cabrera? That guy is stealing all the sweet and sour."

by platypusman1968 September 4, 2013

Stealing Tulips

Taking an anal cherry.

Dude 1: Hey bro, how'd the date with the ho go?

Dude 2: Sweet man - I wound up stealing tulips.

Dude 3: Whoa! With that tramp stamp, I woulda thunk she would brown real easy.

by The lexicreator May 16, 2011

Stealing Grapes

The act of having one or both of your nipples seen through your shirt due to nipple erection.

"Holy shit Erik, that girl over there is stealing grapes like woah!"

by dr0ne August 30, 2005

stealing valor

steal-ing val-or \stēl-ing va-lər\

verb (2014)

1. To fraudulently pose as a member or veteran of the armed forces, law enforcement, or any other similar entity, usually in order to gain undeserved honors, awards, or recognition.

SEE ALSO: STOLEN VALOR, VALOR THIEF, VALOR THEFT

"By falsely claiming to be a veteran of the Coast Guard, and using fake veteran status to promote her website, Jane is stealing valor from veterans who truly deserve recognition."

by scharky August 15, 2014

Stealing Doritos

To steal someones doritos, is to stealth jerk off on their face while they are sleeping.

"Hey guys, I'm back."
"Where were you?"
"Stealing Doritos."
"What?"
"I stole Misty's Doritos ok? Leave it at that."

by iiTz MLG PWNZOR March 29, 2010

stealing It

while your partner (willing partner) is sleeping, you begin to have intercourse with them, and then they wake up.. realize whats going on and continue having sex..

Dude I woke up last night and my girlfriend was on top of me stealing it.

by jenifa December 9, 2008