Starfucks

A special group intolerable people who frequent Starbucks! Not the normal customer or regular, this pos is over the top!

Barista over headseat: This guy said there is only 12 sugars in his tall coffee and he ordered 13. He wants a complete new batch brewed for the remake and won’t pull forward. God I hate starfucks!

by Gunslinger0351 February 04, 2019

starfucker

1. the original name of the Rolling Stones song "Star Star".

2. one who screws entertainment stars. Also starfuck. A groupie.

3. a young girl who preps herself up and poses in order to attract the attention of older men, whether they are stars or not.

1. Joan Jett's 1983 version of "Star Star" was criticized for excessive use of the word "starfucker".

2. I'm sick of reading about Tom Cruise and his latest starfucker Katie Holmes.

3. Angie is 15. She always wears heavy makeup, wears tight jeans and hangs around the Kwik E Mart across the street from school to find an adult man to seduce. She is a teenage starfucker.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 02, 2006

Starfucker

Person who have sex only with Celebritys.

Example:
Starfucker - I

by vuka valuev April 24, 2010

starfuck

one who screws famous people. A starfucker.

The egotistical movie star wakes up every morning with a different starfuck at his side.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 29, 2006

starfuck

After drinking several Venti's from the Starbucks Coffee Chain, your fucks become so jittery, you see stars!

After consuming three Venti lattes consecutively, she starfucked him.

by C boss September 27, 2006

StarFucked!

The act of getting screwed over by a starbucks employee on your way to work or somewhere were starbucks coffee is an absolute necessity. Because we all know that starbucks employees really care about the difference between mocha latte and a regular latte.

Sue: LIke i was on my way to a early bird special sale at kohls and so i figured id get a double mocha latte. and the stupid guy gave me a dark mocha espresso wit whipped cream.

Lil. god what an insensitive jerk.
Sue: yeah he totally StarFucked! me.

by CHOCOLISHISH July 07, 2009

Starfucks

A new business where you can get both get laid and drink coffee. Teaches you the great art of multitasking and new sex positions. Cheap prices but expensive quality.

guy#1- "dude I'm do horny and I need some coffee"
Guy#2- "let's go to Starfucks!!!"
Guy#1- "way ahead of you" *un-zips pants*

by El domarino July 04, 2014