Spankable buttocks

_____backside that needs, or has the ability of being deserving of swift strikes.

Because Bobby was such a misbehaving lad, he had the most spankable buttocks in town.

by Bob Lewis August 22, 2006

Sporkage

The verb/adj/noun form of spork. Often used as a replacement for many things.

I really need some sporkage.
Look at that great sporkage!
I'm gonna go sporkage.

by Sporkage March 27, 2003

sportable

a person worth being seen in public with

she is hittable but is she sportable

by alein1234 December 19, 2007

SparableParsley

When one has so much hair in their pubic region that they could shave it all off and make a black man's afro

One man says, "Yo I was watching man on man porno and this guy has so much sparableparsley it was not even funny!!!"
"What the hell? You are so homo!" Someone else replies.
"Kind of." He stammers back.

by Not a PVTMW91 April 13, 2009

porkable

one who has the looks to be porked

wow look at her she is so hot and porkable

by incredible1 July 13, 2012

Porkable

pork sex cunt

"What about that one there?" "Where?" "there by the bar" "oh year, cor' she's porkable"- To think or say to a chum, i wouldnt mind fucking that bird, she's porkable

by Fatcoins February 3, 2009

Sporkle

The one that decides all

Ryan: Hi Sporkle
Sporkle: Hello, I can do no wrong

by Sporkle Stan September 17, 2021