spleeder

A spleeder, is an extremely skinny penis, that's length is extremely long.

My boyfriend is so hot, he has a spleeder! I wish It were as thick as Timmy's dick!

by Radishnugget December 26, 2016

Irk Splee

n. A popular web-writer across the net, most commonly known for her stories about Pokemon and Catscratch. Often shy but very friendly towards her fans, its rare to find a person who dislikes her

Man, I can't wait for Irk Splee's next chapter to come out! Her work is da bomb!

by Kanekoz June 6, 2010

Cooked your own spleen

"A well known expression for a newspaper closing" - David Mitchell

To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot

Phil: Did you get to shag that slag from oceana?
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv

Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.

Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster

News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"

by theclassgeek November 9, 2012

Spleep

1.) A pink/purple unicorn who plays Minecraft, occasionally Fortnite, and completely BODIES Ohmygoddanny in Hypixel Duels. He makes youtube videos and streams at SpleepLIVE
2.) Man

Bro have you seen Spleep's new youtube video? He's so funny LOL!!

Wait, Spleep is a real person? What the fuck?

by tqeters March 31, 2021

splerv dervish

a fat cone spliff (marijuana and tobacco). The thing about a splerv dervish is it has to be smoked by a couple of fucks.

"i want hot fresh donuts for my babyfat, and some splerv dervish to go with my taint"

by ausm Bullocks August 17, 2011

Splenda Daddy

A term coined by Cindy B. Gilbert to describe a broke man attempting to be a sugar daddy.

(Other artificial sweetener brands suffice as well for this term.)

Jessica: Hey did you here about that gold digger dude Michael's dating?
Cindy: Ha, Michael having a bae.. funny...but seriously bro, no worries there, Michael is such a Splenda Daddy.
Jessica: Whaddya' mean?
Cindy: Everyone knows Michael's broke af.

by Redheadedamericangirl December 19, 2015

splendorific

combination of 'splendor' and 'terrific', thus being an adjective for something that is simultaneously 'spendlorful' (or 'splendid') and 'terrific'. Common usage occurs in motivational literature such as horrorscopes and blogs.

"March 13: Venus is in the third ascenscion so that means today will be quite splendorific for all you Leons!"

by Lawson March 30, 2005