splashback

1. When you drop a doogan in the toilet and it hits at such a force that water splashes up onto your cheeks and/or anus.

2. When you stand too close to a urinal whilst urinating and urine splashes back onto your shoes and/or legs.

"Shit, my arse crack is wet 'cause I got splashback from that toilet."

"Hey Joe, what's that all over your shoes?"
"Fuck don't you just hate splashback?"

by Joeyjoejoe Jr. Shabadoo October 1, 2008

toxic splashback

The unpleasent and unwanted action of water or deoderizer fluid splashing back up on one's ass after depositing a very large shit into either an outhouse or a john.

OSHA requires all poop 6 inches or longer be hand lowered due to toxic splashback.

by crazy lumberjack June 18, 2006

slutbackwhore

1. A woman, prefrebably a whore who lets either a man or a woman cum on their back and lets it dry.

1. Have you seen jenny? She hasn't been here since she became a slutbackwhore

by Reuben Castaneda April 18, 2008

seatback love

action verb, the act of recieving oral sex in either a front car seat, movies, airplane, train, bus anywhere where you can recline your seat

Yo! On the way home from the party ole girl gave me some seatback love all the way to her driveway.

by Mr Corey February 22, 2009

sprayback

This is when you blast a urinal with piss that is not unlike the force of a fire hose or supersoaker. Which consequently turns your piss against you, tossin some sprinkles atcha denims.
A search for a sweet spot might cancel out the deflected pee. Hit them corners up.

Brody: Dude, shake that shit bro, you got some drips. Rick: Nah, it's just that sprayback son.

by Kay-Cee February 18, 2008

Splashback-blocker

A sample of three total squares of toilet tissue used to break the skin of the water in a toilet to prevent splashback.

Guy A- "I always get water on my ass when I pinch a loaf."
Guy B- "Dude, you have to remember to lay out the "Splashback-blocker."

by "The Flash" Mulhern January 1, 2009

seatback

When leaving a chair, you can say "I call seatback" and no one else in the room can take the seat away from you. Similar to saying, "I call shotgun" when approaching a car.

No way, you can't sit there, I called seatback!"

by Jamie Kozma April 16, 2006