spilt milk

Something unimportant, especially the former significant other of the person you're now dating. Refers particularly to the casualties resulting from boyfriend/girlfriend stealing.

Oh, don't worry that Jen's glaring at you from across the room. She's just spilt milk anyway.

by AcrylicDrama May 26, 2004

spilt milk

a situation beyond preventative measure; beyond control. "don't cry over spilt milk"

janet saw her man with another woman, delegated it spilt milk, and promptly hit on his best friend.

by natalie May 27, 2004

spilt milk

When you plan to shoot your cum on a chick and instead it goes on the bed, floor, sink, etc.

Guy:I'm sorry about the spilt mily baby.
Girl: Damnit i wanted it in my mouth!

by Lonestar May 26, 2004

spilt milk

originated in the 1930s. another way of saying "i ejaculated" or "gizzed."

boy: i spilt milk on your daughter
mother: did you clean it up?
boy: she did with her tongue.
mother: ...ok then.
boy: she loved it.

by chris May 29, 2004

spilt milk

what u should cry over.

nothing else is worth crying about

by urmomshott August 21, 2004

spilt milk

The name for cum on a girls face.The white man lotion on her looks like spilt milk.

"This chick was givin me a blow job and it looked like spilt milk when i came on her face"

by Kaz Moses May 26, 2004

spilt milk

Some unimportant problem, as in the pharse "don't cry over split milk".

It's just split milk.

by Hysterical Woman May 31, 2004