sperm

Most of you are describing semen. Sperm is the male reproductive cell (the tadpole thing), semen refers to the ejaculate, which has sperm in it.

Sperm fertilizes an egg.
Semen is manly cum.

by Tragicalrocker November 14, 2003

sperms

n. pluralization of sperm that acknowledges the proper respect and appreciation for the unique individuality and courageous fortitude of each little swimmer

As the sperms of Marcus catapulted from his sausage pistol like roundhouse kicks from Chuck Norris, he cried: "Swim! Swim bravely and courageously, my million different unique and individual sperms! While there is no I in TEAM, only one of you may claim the prize!"

by Nearly Normal January 21, 2009

sperm

Baby maker!

im ur baby! dont eat me!

by kid March 22, 2004

sperm

Street slang for penis pudding.

Sperm came out of my penis.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 07, 2008

sperm

Something really fun to play with during sex, especially right after giving a blow-job and it's still in your mouth.

Why swallow the fun away?

by Raspberry (lust) muffin November 16, 2004

Sperm

Sperm are little squiggly cells that fly out of your helmet during any form of sex or masturbation due to rapid muscle contractions. Sperm can fertilise the womans egg making a fetus that is born as a "baby". Sperm are good, do not keep them too hot or they'll die.

Man - Dude i masturbated last night.
Dude - Wow man, did sperm come out?
Man - Yes, they were white.

by Carl Grew January 21, 2007

spermed

(v) To have sex with, or impregnate someone.

Sir Williams: Hey Cletus, I spermed your old lady.
Cletus: Whaaaaa?
Shondra: Oh no he di''nt!

by Sperminator September 07, 2008