Sodomaster

A master in the art of sodomy. Rather than "practicing" sodomy, a sodomaster has reached the apex of skill in the realm of sodomy.

My social studies teacher, Mike, is a total sodomaster.

by Mr Diplip January 24, 2011

Sockwater

Water which has been contaminated with threads from a sock.

Drink this sockwater, bitch!

I fucked your mum!
Oh yeah? Drink sockwater, fag!

Hey Tommy B, are you gay?
No, but I drink the occasional "sockwater"

by Whoa!Penis2 August 6, 2008

horse fuckin cockmaster

gay man who likes to have gay sex with male horses

Justin Quinn is a horse fuckin cockmaster!!!

by Aaron McMillin August 28, 2003

snackmaster

Someone who has the perpetual munchies and rocks out the best snacks ever. Highly inventive and can make edible and delicious snacks out of the scraps in your barren cupboards. Have food? Prepare to be dazzled! Word of caution: the Snackmaster can and will eat you out of home if you pass out before him/her.

Tony: "Hey, I'm baked out of my gourd and I have the munchies something fierce!"

Shane aka: the Snackmaster: "Give me free reign to thy kitchen for I am thy Snackmaster and thou shall feast as thou hath never feasted before".

Tony: "Do it up man, have at 'er!!"

by aimbones June 5, 2011

dick faced cockmaster

a rare breed of fish with a pink, mushroom-shaped head and a long, smooth body. when it gets excited it sprays white, gel-like film. when this film contacts its close cousin, the vagina-faced pussy monger, it impregnates the monger. after spraying this film, the cockmaster softens its body and goes to sleep for several hours. around the age of 13, the master begins to grow hair around its lower portion of its body. this fish is never eaten, however, some people suck on these fishes to extract their film, however, most dont swallow it rather they rub it into their skin.

Wow! that was as huge dick faced cockmaster!

by eboyd32 June 26, 2007

shitfaced cockmaster!

a word originated in the south park movie: bigger, longer, and uncut. Though rarely used as such, it literally translates into one with dung on his face rubbing on a penis, either a human or an animal penis is still in question

Strange how stupid it seems when translated, eh?

by mysteriousman July 19, 2004

Suckmaster

The title bestowed upon Dan Cummings, a current cult leader based out of Idaho, USA.

The Suckmaster has directed us to fact check George the Poodle being shot in the head repeatedly.

by Googlizer December 1, 2020