snaggle-hag

Someone from the past who's a jackass that keeps fucking shit up and putting shit off for their future selves which ultimately ends up fucking themselves over.

That God damn past Jen not doing these reports!
Yeah she's a real snaggle-hag!

by Neokidboyr October 19, 2018

SAGMT

Sexy Ass GMT, someone who is so amazingly attractive and can't keep the hoes off him,most people recognize him by his good looks and his muscular body. Most definitely has a big peen and a fat ugly sister.

Kate Upton:damn that guy is so hot

Jennifer Aniston:Yeah that's SAGMT he is so sexy even though his dads a fat greasy bastard.

by GreenViper13 April 17, 2019

Snag Lightning

Southern term to describe a very ugly person. Reserved for the most visually disturbing.

"Sorry dude, I can't be your wingman. I would take one for the team but that girl could snag lightning."

by keifermail July 13, 2009

snagel

A snagel is a delicious treat found at the Bandersnatch at Denison University in Ohio. To make a snagel, toast a plain bagel, spread your favorite cream cheese, then top generously with brown sugar. Mmmmm.

Man, I could really go for a delicious snagel right now.

by megaaerodyne May 25, 2010

Shagmas

you definitely saw the comments under the tiktok saying someone added “shagmas” to the urban dictionary

how is your christmas? you mean my shagmas

by actuallyidontknow December 27, 2021

Shagmas

British slang for Christmas - mate by Tom Pratt

Shags - present

“U seen my shagmas tree “
“ yeah it looks cute “
“ I’m getting loads of shags under my shagmas tree “

by Random123456762 December 30, 2021

snag rag

What men use to clean up with after masturbation. Often times a sock or whatever might be lying around within close proximity.

Damn! I just came all over myself. Where is my snag rag?

by Natasha Cretin March 31, 2009