SMS

Shit, Masturbate, Shower

Grant: Want to hang out later?
Robert: Nah i gotta SMS.
Grant: You're texting someone?
Robert: No man, Shit, Masturbate, Shower.
Grant: Ohhh so you're just gay

by Swag Master Cloud February 01, 2011

sms

shit myself
past tense: shat myself

when you get so excited you shit yourself

girl 1: omaygawd that guy is so hot
girl 2: i know right!
girl 1: i just totally shat myself
girl 2: haha omg hashtag sms

by legitthough November 09, 2013

sms

send my shooters

ima sms on dat nigga

by brycegen3350 is ma snap June 20, 2018

SMS

Sudden Messaging Syndrome. This debilitating disease begins shortly after receiving one's first moblie phone. The sufferer is completely unable to perform ordinary tasks or social activities. People with SMS typically can text very quickly, because they spend their whole day doing so. SMS can easily lead to becoming broke, since the phone bills SMS sufferers get can total into the thousands.

Greg: Why does Bob never go out anymore?
Tom: Aww, man! he's got SMS. :(

by ontheislandwhereyougo September 11, 2009

SMS

SMS is the abbreviation for the phrase "suck my sack."
This term was coined by BLACK1_0.

Tek: ooh, get tekt black!
Black: SMS

by MackinCheese October 24, 2014

sm;sm

When working in a team on a task (typicallly on git or another version control system, in the case of programming), "sm;sm" refers to the phrase "self merge; sue me", meaning to have forced new changes upon a group project without the approval of the rest of the team.

I've made a few changes that we need to get out immediately, sm;sm

by roastveg February 25, 2019

sm

Abbreviation for social media.

Girl 1: Did you see what Gloria posted on Facebook?
Girl 2: I don't get on sm.

by KingSJA98 June 09, 2016