SMS

SMS means San Mateo Sureños it’s a gang that started in the 90’s. Their rivals are the West Madeo Nortez. One of the most active gangs in San Mateo, after the East Side Shoreview Crips and West Madeo Nortez.
“It’s SMS gang out here foo
“Don’t mess up with the SMS gang”
by MexicanoPride September 26, 2019
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Sharpen Minstrel Shooting

Where oneself sharpens a minstrel (a popular British chocolate) and inserts it down ones urethra and fires it out when they cum.
"I got so bored last night that i decided to try SMS"
by Lazarus Squatpump December 20, 2016
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Sent Message while Shitting - A way of letting people know you're droppin' a deuce while texting them.
315: "pure liquid SMS"
434: "dude thats sick dont text me from the shitter"
by acid66 April 20, 2010
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shaking milz syndrome(SMS) shaking some one ever so violently
Omg u just gave me SMS
by Milzstastic June 05, 2010
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I'm just sms
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Single Malt Snob.

Somone who drinks expensive products solely to look rich to other people.

Jay-Z is such a SMS he couldnt tell the difference between Moonshine and the Goose.
by Iamthewombler April 10, 2009
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The next phase of the origional* acronym: Social Media Savey

*Derived from Short Message
The next phase of the origional* accronym: Social Media Savey

Adjective: Knowledgable of the IoT (Internet of Things), digital communication and technology; adept at interfacing between the real world and the world wide web, and; an awarenes of the real world they live in.
eg. “In no time at all they colated a ballanced view over a sensative subject, into a recuring online publication with text, images and videos. J is well SMS”

Noun: The SMS's

A group of people whoes esistance will be as short lived as the origional meaning.
They are predominantly the group of people who had phones at school long before the concept of 4g networks and data. Growing up at the begining of the internet and computer revolution and now having more worldly experiance the SMS's are the most adept and juggling the interface between the real world and the world wide web. However, as the rate of change is so fast and it is not uncommon to see smart phones being used by people who didnt grow up with colour TV and it is second nature to anyone joining the developed world now . The necessity to define Them will diminish and They will cease to exist.

The only saving grace for the SMS’s is if navigation between the real world and the world wide becomes viewed as a skill and a new industry is born… did that already happen?
by CrowdLeader December 27, 2016
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