SMLC

Suck
My
Lesbian
Cunt

SMLC!

by Punka January 26, 2019

Smelch

The act of allowing a gay man expel gas into your mouth, gas that came from ingesting cum from a recent blowjob.

My gay man asked if he could smelch me in about a half hour after he had just taken a cum load from a blowjob he just gave me.

by jomi8065 October 30, 2011

smelch

When a guy shoots his load in the womans ass and eats it out enjoying every single second of it.

While Bill gets his load off in Fashion's ass he then jumps back there to eat it out of her bum.

by Bill Dodds December 14, 2003

Smelcom

The scent that Malcom leaves behind when he walks out your office.

Man can you smell that smelcom? Someone get the air freshener.

by Bob the Destructor September 30, 2004

smlc

S- suck
M- my
L- large
C- cock

Just smlc katelyn geez...

by Phaze007 September 22, 2017

SMULCH-A-CRAP

A Girl straddles a guy’s chest while he eats her out. When she comes, she shits on his chest and smears it into an S shape before retiring her camping tent for a great nights sleep under the stars in Southeast Missouri.

The campground showers are very convenient after my yearly SMULCH-A-CRAP with my wife.

by SMULCH December 31, 2020

smelching

to steal or smuggle without being caught by the police.

I smelched the drugs into my room

by nick May 13, 2005