A phrase that means you don't know what the F#$% you are talking about and should just stop tweeting.
My smocking gun went off at 3 a.m. this morning when I was supposed to be solving the World's problems.
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Chads told another smockery in addition to several other smockeries in the past and he still hasn’t been on anonymous bites back yet.
by Grandpa faggit April 27, 2020
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the act of taking every legal method you have at your disposal to cause maximum disruption to those around you without regard for potential social repercussions.
Mom: I am selling the Mustang.
Me: It used to be my car; so let me buy it back!!
Mom: Too late, I sold it because I had the title and I can do what I want.
Me: Congrats woman, I am going scorched earth. I am going to do whatever I can to make your life a living hell.
Me: It used to be my car; so let me buy it back!!
Mom: Too late, I sold it because I had the title and I can do what I want.
Me: Congrats woman, I am going scorched earth. I am going to do whatever I can to make your life a living hell.
by inunotaisho April 5, 2020
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