Slumber Pee Party

A party in which several aquantinces gather for all of the simple recreational purposes of any normal slumber party. Watch movies, consume popcorn, tell stories and then procede to piss in anything imaginable sitting around the house. Popular hiding places for ones urine include but are not limited to; Windex, Shoe, Sink, An Opperating Fan, VCR, 'Yo Mouf', The Oven, The Microwave, Your Friends Sleeping Bag, Sock Drawer and The Icecube Tray In The Freezer. This is all done while the actual owner of the house is gone.

"Why does my house smell like piss?"

"It looks like a Slumber Pee Party went down here. Call the cops and let's get this place quarantined.

by Mr.Fluky May 17, 2009

Slumber Lumber

Pre-morning wood.
While still sleeping girlfriend notices you have an erection.

So the other night I unknowingly had sex with my girlfiend with my slumber lumber.

by kmichener June 18, 2011

Slumber Buster

A person who can make another persons state of slumber go away by the virtue of being extremely sexy.

Oh dude, she came in her cosplay wear. Ooof, such a slumber buster!

by Jiman March 10, 2022

Slumber Gap

Noun. A slumber gap is a time during the day when lazy people take naps in between doning activities, due to the fact that they have no lives

My Derek, you went to one class today, I'm sure a good old fashioned slumber gap would complete your day!

by Spammy J March 27, 2009

Slumber tent

Pitching an erection in your underwear, particularly when waking.

What's that in your pants mate,

Oh No, I've got a full slumber tent this morning. Really need to whack it off.

by rtyuibgh June 26, 2010

Slumber Lumber

alternate term for "morning wood"

The maid was aghast when she found the sleeping lumberjack, snoring, his slumber lumber proudly in view.

by Dan Farman May 9, 2004

slumber down

what you cover yourself with when you go to bed. A blanket or cover.

You slumber therefore your slumber down covers you.
The 'down' but comes from duck down duvet.

by Hanky29 January 4, 2008