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Sluggy Freelance

One of the best comics on the planet, written by Pete Abrams. It started in 1997 and has not missed a day ever since. It falls into no specific genre, but covers humor, sci-fi, horror, parodies, drama, a little romance and everything in between.

There are pirates, ghosts, nerds, aliens, laser canons, mad scientists, homicidal rabbits, ferrets, assassins, ninjas, demons, satan-spawn kittens, and is pretty entertaining to boot.

It can be located at www.sluggy.com. Just use the convinient little drop-down bar and enjoy from the beginning, middle, or just jump in at the present- though I wouldn't reccommend it; there are many things that require background information... besides, it's just more fun to read from the beginning!

You can also purchase things to do with the comic or a subscription as a defender of the Nifty to access extra stuff. Enjoy!
Me: Oh no! I'm reading Sluggy Freelance and Aylee has transformed into a potato-eating dragon that releases EMP's and she accidentaly erased all of Bun Bun's Baywatch tapes! Now Torg, Riff, Zoe, Aylee, and Kiki are all on the run and now Torg, Zoe, and a bunch of Zoe's college friends have run into Satan-spawn kittens in a little town in the middle of nowhere and it doesn't things don't look good for them!
Innocent Bystander: o_O ...ooookay then.
by Nifty Chick May 25, 2009
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sluggy slut

the turm u call a slow dumb fat fuck
wow charile taylor is a sluggy slut
by henry_chopin February 16, 2017
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Sluggy Style

When you harvest mucus from multiple snails, put it in your mouth and spit it all on your girl’s face.
Guy 1: what did you do last week?
Guy 2: I obviously gave my sister’s friends the Sluggy Style
by WhiteMuchroom January 19, 2022
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sluggy wag

Ugh Simon is such a sluggy wag.
by Your mother’s grandmother son December 27, 2022
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Sluggy Sunday

A Sunday sesh carried on from Saturday when Saturday is not enough.

A cause for celebrating the finer things in life on a Sunday.

Sluggy Sundays postpones the crippling Sunday depression to Monday
“Who wants to have a Sluggy Sunday?”
Brad, “I’ll get some tequila”.
by SluggySunday June 4, 2023
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slugby

a very slow, sluggish, or lazy person
Colby didn't help in that project at all, he's such a slugby.
by theofficialslugby April 12, 2015
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South City Slugger

The act of maliciously beating and flogging one's penis against a second party's face or other body parts. An act that is performed to display dominance over another person receiving this relatively painless yet humiliating beating,thereby fulfilling the performer's desire to be sexually dominant, and in most cases, the receiver's desire to feel sexually submissive, as well.
Guy 1: DAYUM, WTF. JayC, beat your wang on her face, and do the South City Slugger!

Guy 2: (Gleaming with pride)I know, Sean, but it does get pretty bruised up after a long South City Slugger fest.
by dimmer2969 April 13, 2009
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